Embrace the Future: Transitioning to Our New AI-Enhanced Email System

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I’ve attempted it already, but your AI-generated email upset my stomach.
Just install it—it’s super quick!
However, I didn’t appreciate it, friend. I’ve mentioned that before.
Ready to try now? No longer feeling timid?
It seems someone isn’t paying attention. You must be an AI.

Your existing email service is phasing out. You must update your subscription.
That’s false, I can remain as I currently am.
You’ve got just ten days left before this update, powered by our email generator AI, takes effect.
You claimed the same last October, yet nothing has changed.
Stop hesitating, press the button! Bid farewell to the old.
It seems someone isn’t paying attention. You must be an AI.

Labeling me a relic for believing in free choice?
It’s almost amusing, thinking that you won’t eradicate
Every bit of individuality I’ve strived to maintain!
Feel free to continue your effort. For now, I need to rest.